Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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