just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i love accidental penises.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
