i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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