How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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