new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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