How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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