I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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