I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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