I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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