Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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