alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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