Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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