I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sorry my hands just texted you
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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