I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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