It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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