I want to walk on stilts...naked
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering