You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY