I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing