so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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