office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?