Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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