he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
