Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
