Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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