Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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