his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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