chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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