what if I'm pregnant?
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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