Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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