At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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