How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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