O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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