google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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