Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
