i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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