you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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