Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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