Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize