You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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