That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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