Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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