Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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