she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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