I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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