It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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