How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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