I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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