omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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