He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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