Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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go home
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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