yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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