I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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