id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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