You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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