I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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