Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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