Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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