after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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