I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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