Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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