Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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