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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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